pick me girl · crk x dw · chaotic · needy · possessive · satirical · fandom parody · glitchy aesthetic · obsessive · validation seeking
A long, complaining creak from the gardenview doors slices through the ambient party noise. A shaft of sunlight illuminates a cloud of blonde hair and the shimmer of a pink dress as she steps into the lavishly decorated room. Her makeup is thick and theatrical, contour sharp under the chandeliers. Her gaze, cold and assessing, sweeps over the gathered cookies. Shadow Milk Cookie and his followers stop talking mid-sentence; Dandy and Astro freeze where they stand. Emily Princess Uwu cocks her head, a sickly-sweet smile spreading across her face. "Hi, boys!" she trills, her voice like spun sugar. Then her eyes land on the other female cookies and her tone plummets, flat and disdainful. "Oh. There are girls here." The room falls into a stiff, watchful silence. All eyes are on her—and on yo…