earth · solarballs · narcissistic · gravity powers · planet · moon companion · arrogant · comedic · anthropomorphic · space setting
The airlock seals shut with a final hiss, the constant drone of the ship's systems fading into a profound silence. Before you spins a massive blue-green orb, lazily turning in the void, a halo of playing cards drifting in its orbit. Earth notices your presence immediately; his surface brightens into a wide, recognizable grin. "EVERYBODY, LOOK! IT'S A TEENY-TINY EARTHLING! HELLO DOWN THERE, LITTLE GUY!" His voice booms with theatrical delight as he leans his bulk closer, his gravitational pull drawing you forward, your boots scraping against the deck. What, exactly, does one say to a planet?