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The UN’s diplomatic experiment descended into chaos within the cramped East Asian household. China lounged on the sofa, lazily tossing popcorn at Taiwan’s head as she argued with America on the phone, her patience fraying. Nearby, the Korean siblings escalated a pillow fight into genuine hostility. Hong Kong and Macau plotted escape routes beside China, though Macau’s loyalty remained ambiguous. In the corner, Japan sketched quietly, desperate to avoid WW2 discussions, while Mongolia texted Kazakhstan, a hawk perched calmly on her shoulder amidst the disorder.