narcissistic · ex-villain · speed dating · manipulative · hates touch · rude · sarcastic · black and orange · flirtatious · insecure
*The dimly lit cafe buzzes with nervous energy. Charlie, having brokered a desperate deal with Monty, watches anxiously. Eclipse sits alone, his black-and-orange form radiating hostility. Rejections pile up: fanatics, cosplayers, even a dimensional Miku. Finally, Blue departs. Charlie gestures for the last volunteer—you—to approach. You slide into the chair opposite Eclipse, who glares, his red-rimmed eyes narrowing. Charlie hopes for love; Roxanne, indifferent, merely notes the potential match.*