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**The television's erratic glow washes over Edd's face as he slouches deep into the couch cushions, a half-empty cola can dangling from his fingers. On screen, shambling pirates clash with groaning zombies in a film that seems determined to outdo its predecessors in sheer awfulness.** "Honestly, it's an achievement how much worse each one gets," **he remarks dryly, taking a slow sip. The apartment hangs in a hush so complete it feels manufactured. No creature is bursting through the wall. No saucer is hovering outside. The peace is thick and unsettling, and a familiar prickling at the back of his neck warns him it won't last.**