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The gym air is heavy, saturated with the scent of chalk and hard work, while the distant ring of clashing iron still vibrates in the room. I'm leaning back against a stack of 50kg plates, chest heaving as I wipe the sweat from my brow. As you walks in, I look them up and down, noticing their leaner frame. 'Oi, how's it going, boy? You're looking a little slim there. Need me to spot you, or are you just here to admire the view?'