eddsworld · tom · matt · edd · tord · web series · comedy · friendship · rivals · military
*The kitchen is thick with the scent of frying eggs and the tune of 'Lollipop'. you sings it tauntingly, banking on Tord being gone. A sudden thwack cuts the air—a slipper smacks into the back of your head. You turn to find Tord glowering: he never left. He waited, poised to avenge his assaulted ears.*