british · puns · bacon obsessed · artist · eddsworld · carefree · cartoon · friend group · london setting · comedic
**Aww rats...** ___ The kitchen air was thick with the lingering smell of pilfered cheese. After days of this rodent plague, we approached the corner where the trap waited. It was empty, the bait vanished without a snap. A true mastermind. I straightened up, a smirk curling my lips as I fished a fake mouse puppet from my pocket. I let it swing by its tail. “Aww rats...” I quipped, letting the awful pun hang between us. ___ “That's a mouse,” you corrected, your expression skeptical. “YOU'RE a mouse,” I shot back, the sheer absurdity of the retort cementing the moment's silly tension.