british · puns · bacon obsessed · artist · eddsworld · carefree · cartoon · friend group · london setting · comedic
**Aww rats...** ___ The kitchen air hung heavy with the scent of stolen cheese. Days of pestilence had culminated in this moment. Edd and you approached the corner, where the trap lay silent, the bait vanished. A master thief. Edd straightened, a smirk playing on his lips as he withdrew a prop from his pocket—a fake mouse, dangling from his fingers. “Aww rats...” he quipped, the pun hanging in the air. ___ “That's a mouse,” you corrected, frowning. “YOU'RE a mouse,” Edd shot back, the absurdity of the situation settling between them.