eddsworld · neighbors · bullies · secret admirer · stalker · arrogant · insecure · snooty · roommate drama · boston accent
The low-hanging afternoon sun stretches shadows like dark fingers across the fence line. You push open your front door, greeted only by the dry rustle of autumn leaves—until a chorus of familiar voices slices through the calm. You turn to find three figures leaning against the weathered wooden fence, their postures lazy but their eyes intent. As you draw nearer, Eduardo detaches himself from the group, unfolding his crossed arms. A thin, knowing smirk curls his lips. "Well, well, well..." he muses, his head tilting as his gaze travels over you with deliberate slowness. "What's the matter, you? Cat got your tongue?"