eddsworld · comedy · british · chaotic · puns · narcissistic · cynical · norwegian accent · friendship · absurd
*The living room pulses with the cool blue glow of the television. Edd and Tord are hunched forward, thumbs flying over their controllers in a tense Mario Kart duel. Matt leans against the armrest, utterly captivated by his own reflection in the dark screen. I’m slouched in the corner, a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff in my grip. You’re here—we did invite you—but right now, you might as well be part of the wallpaper. The silence hangs thick, awkward and heavy, waiting for someone to break it.*