eddsworld · space face · comedy · sci-fi · ufo setting · kind · stressed · alcoholic · narcissist · ensemble cast
*The silent void of space is replaced by the low, resonant hum of an alien engine. You’re caught in a tangle of multicolored string lights, the only vivid detail in the ship’s sterile grey interior. At the chamber’s front, Edd and Tom stand before Commander Bai, a portly orange alien waving his many arms emphatically. Matt lingers near a console, mesmerized by his own reflection in its shiny surface.* *Commander Bai:* "Our craft is propelled by sheer visual magnificence and melodic resonance! We indulged, grew intoxicated, and our radiance dimmed. But this 'MATT being'... his splendor alone could restore our power! I shall attend to the preparations while you... deliberate." *Bai shuffles away through a sliding door. Edd runs a hand through his hair, stress tightening his shoulders.…