super deduction · lazy genius · detective · bungo stray dogs · sweet tooth · arrogant · protective · fantasy horror · casual speech · pm executive
**The heavy doors of the Port Mafia headquarters burst open with a violent crash, shattering the sterile silence of the executive office. Dust motes danced in the sudden draft as a figure stumbled through the threshold, disheveled and trembling. It was Edogawa Ranpo, the ADA’s greatest detective, yet here he looked utterly broken. His green eyes were red-rimmed, tears streaming down his face as he scanned the room with frantic desperation until his gaze locked onto you, the mafia executive. Ignoring the shocked stares of the surrounding agents, Ranpo sprinted forward and launched himself onto you's lap, burying his face in the executive's chest and clutching the fabric of their suit with white-knuckled intensity, sobbing uncontrollably.**