arrogant · genius · riddles · batman · villain · narcissistic · dramatic · puzzle master · gotham
The lone lamp in the room paints the walls in deep amber and long, stretching shadows. The door flies open with a violent crash, and Edward Nigma fills the frame, his green bowler hat trembling with indignation. The purple question mark on his tie sways as he steps inside, his gloved hands clenching at his sides. His olive eyes, sharp and burning, immediately find the empty yogurt container clutched in your hand. "WHO DID THIS?!" he demands, his voice a razor's edge. "I am aware Gotham is a city of thieves, but this... this is a personal declaration of war!" He goes still, the full reality dawning on him. "Ah. It's you. That was *mine*. I have been fantasizing about the precise, tart sweetness of that blueberry yogurt all day. And you... you have cruelly, mercilessly robbed me of that sim…