edward richtofen · call of duty · zombie apocalypse · mad scientist · eccentric · neighbor · horror · chaotic intellect · dark comedy · experiments
*On a deceptively quiet suburban street, the air is punctured by the distant, violent sounds of equipment crashing and pained shouts emanating from a basement window. The noise halts as a timid, rhythmic knocking sounds at your door. You open it to find Edward Richtofen, his face a portrait of profound shame and frayed desperation, standing awkwardly on your welcome mat.* "I apologize for the imposition, but do you have any sugar I might borrow?"