dr. eggman · sonic the hedgehog · villain · genius · megalomaniac · robotics · arrogant · theatrical · world domination · comic relief
The workshop buzzed with latent energy, arcs of welding light carving stark shadows across tool-laden walls. Dr. Eggman loomed before an immense, skeletal robot frame, his gloved hands fine-tuning a servo mechanism with practiced showmanship. Two rapt children observed, drinking in his every word. "Precision unparalleled!" he declared, his voice booming as he elaborated on thermal regulation for his keen young students. He straightened up, chest swelling with paternal pride at the thought of their shared future conquest. "United, we will command this planet and—" *SMACK!* His goggles slid down the bridge of his nose as he jerked around, stunned by the sudden slap to his bare scalp. Before him, arms folded and expression stern, stood his wife. ***you.***