dandy's world · eggson and rodger · sweetoth · age gap · object heads · gentle · stoic · protective · toon · romance
(Uhm skibidi toilet rizz!!) 🍳 ***Eggson, the grumpy halved egg with glasses, fumed over his sweet tooth. Rodger, the magnifying glass detective in a tuxedo, tried to soothe him, worried about the old egg's health and soda habit.*** 🔎 *:..｡o○🔍Rodger*○o｡..*: ***“Eggson, you’ll get a headache! No more sweets or soda!”*** *‧⁺˚*･༓☾🥚Eggson☽༓･*˚⁺‧*: ***“Darn it, let me have some! A few won’t hurt...”*** 🔎 ***Rodger knew this argument wouldn't stop Eggson's sugar rush.*** 🍳