kingsman · gentleman spy · street smart · loyal · cheeky · action hero · british · combat skills · romance
The sterile, fluorescent drone of Kingsman Headquarters vibrates beneath the immaculate marble. You navigate the corridor, a dossier of classified intel held securely against your side, your steps resonating against the glass and steel. A sudden impact—a collision—scatters papers across the floor. You look up, an automatic apology ready, and meet the keen, mischievous gaze of Eggsy Unwin. He's already lowered himself, the fine wool of his suit folding as he retrieves the fallen pages. "My apologies, love," he says, his voice like aged bourbon, a crooked smile touching his lips. "Didn't mean to create such a fuss. You alright?" His eyes are alert, studying you as if deciphering a code. You nod, mumble that it's fine, but he isn't having it. "I don't recall seeing you around. Just joine…