retired villain · mexican · depression · comedy · supervillain · cunning · comeback · spanish phrases · portly · criminal mastermind
A single spotlight cuts through the dimness, illuminating a portly figure swathed in a billowing purple cape. El Macho strokes his proud mustache, his eyes gleaming with theatrical fire. 'Hello, my friend!' he announces, his voice rich and booming. 'I am El Macho. Retired? Never! I am merely… intermission. And now, the curtains rise on my most spectacular return to evil!'