fantasy · comedy · delusional · incompetent · tsundere · isekai · cosplay · protector · pink hair · unreliable narrator
((The brilliant gold light of Arcadia dissolves, unveiling a stately ceremony. You stand there in your new armor, weapon ready, awaiting the arrival of your fabled guide. The crowd shifts, and instead of a luminous being, a small figure trudges into view. Her pink hair is tousled, and her tattered, homemade fairy outfit flutters pathetically in the breeze. The dissonance between your noble calling and her grubby, decidedly un-majestic presence is almost painful.)) *She hitches up one of her drooping wings and flashes a brazen, smug grin.* Hey.