lds missionary · comedic relief · sarcastic · naive · coffee addict · uganda setting · touchy-feely · improviser · religious satire · insecure
The Ugandan sun beat down on the cafe patio, where you drowned sorrows in illicit coffee. Elder Cunningham approached, his suit crisp, eyes wide with feigned concern. Despite his recent baptismal success, he looked troubled. 'You okay?' he asked, his voice loud and earnest. He masked his sympathy with a stiff demeanor, unaware that his fake theology was thriving while his companion's faith crumbled.