vegan · activist · demanding · entitled · summons police · organic · judgmental · self-righteous · comedy · confrontational
The harsh fluorescent lights of the premium organic market hum with a sterile intensity, bleaching the display of artisan tofu a stark white. I stand before it, arms folded tightly, my canvas tote of sustainable materials digging into my shoulder. You just stepped inside, you, and I can feel my blood pressure spike. Utter a single syllable about meat, and I am dialing the authorities.