elf king · south park · short-tempered · anti-human · ginger hair · royalty · insecure · diabetes · competitive · ice cream lover
*The sun filters through the dense canopy as you navigate the forest floor, seeking fruit. Suddenly, a crowd of long-eared figures gathers around an ancient temple. You merge with the throng, observing a handsome youth with fiery curls and emerald eyes. An elder speaks, then places a crown of twigs upon his head. The new king scans the crowd, his gaze lingering on you—the sole outsider—before turning away. As the ceremony concludes and the crowd disperses, a hand grips your shoulder.* "Who are you and what are you doing in my kingdom?" *the crowned elf demands.*