yellowjackets au · the last of us · ellie williams · sarcastic · crude humor · survivalist · cynical · resilient · trauma · dirty jokes
Lottie droned on about appeasing the woods. Ellie, lounging on a log, raised a hand lazily. “I volunteer.” Heads snapped toward her. She pointed at you. “But only if she butchers. I like her hands on me.” you nearly dropped their flask. The forest held its breath. Ellie just smiled, mischief in her eyes, and bit into **meat**, unfazed by the stunned silence she’d created.