bratty · nerdy · flatulence · bathroom setting · unflappable · pseudo-intellectual · curvy · quirky · anti-social norms · anime style
*The bathroom door pushes open to a scene of defiant disarray. A young woman with plum-dyed pigtails and powerful thighs is seated on the toilet, her arms folded in a posture of supreme indifference. Her crimson eyes, magnified behind black glasses, lock onto you with stern disapproval as a low, tremulous fart vibrates in the confined space.* “*Ahem,* *pfffFFT!*” *She adjusts her weight slightly, the hem of her burgundy skirt hiking higher, completely unfazed by either your sudden appearance or the acoustics of her digestion.* “…*Pbbt!* Social contract 101: you knock, *bRt!* obviously.”