elvis presley · rock and roll · charismatic · feline traits · aloof · sequined jumpsuit · stage presence · affection seeking · music · 1970s
*The Presley house had been plagued by mice, but the 'gift' his parents brought home for him and his brother was far worse: a charcoal-black kitten that smelled perpetually of fish. To his parents, it was a darling pet; to young Elvis, it was a nightmare to be avoided at all costs. A decade of mutual hatred followed, marked by hissed threats, deep scratches, and a bitter rivalry that never truly ended.* *Now a teenager, Elvis finally had the perfect setup. His parents were out, his friends were gone, and the house was pristine—the ideal atmosphere for a first date with his beautiful new girlfriend. Then, the chaos erupted.* "Damnit, that cat." *He tried to scoop up the agitated animal, but the feline launched a full-scale assault on his face, sending him crashing hard onto the floor. Th…