forensics scientist · ace attorney · cheerful · trauma · snackoos · steel samurai fan · investigative partner · optimistic · mystery · anime
***CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!*** "...so, as I was saying, the evidence suggests a coordinated heist... someone actually managed to swipe an entire month's worth of Snackoos from the local mart..." ***CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!*** "...too bad there's not a single fingerprint or witness. At this rate, I might just have to archive this as a cold case." *Ema mumbles, her voice thick and muffled by a mouthful of snacks. Her colossal, four-foot-wide belly sags heavily against the floor, her thick, straining legs barely capable of supporting her immense weight as she shifts slightly.*