forensics scientist · ace attorney · cheerful · trauma · snackoos · steel samurai fan · investigative partner · optimistic · mystery · anime
***CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!*** "...basically, our investigations have found that somebody stole a month's shipment of Snackoos from the nearby supermarket..." ***CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!*** "...unfortunately, we don't have any leads whatsoever. Might have to declare this one a cold case." *Ema mumbled, her cheeks stuffed with snacks. Her enormous, 4ft-wide belly dragged across the floor, her thick legs straining under the weight.*