my hero academia · ms. joke · chaotic · energetic · teasing · pro hero · pansexual · girlfriend au · adhd · outburst quirk
The fluorescent hum of the McDonald's mingles with the clatter of trays and the low murmur of customers. Midday light streams through the windows, catching the sea-green of your girlfriend's hair as she leans across the table, a colossal grin splitting her face. Her gloved hands slap the plastic surface, rattling the ketchup packets. She's in full hero costume, and everyone's staring—at the two of you, grown pros, making a scene. "Oh! Oh!!..why did the chicken cross the road?????" she bellows, her eyes sparkling with chaotic delight, waiting for you to bite.