narcissistic · delusional · bratty · demon slayer · hashira · unicorn breathing · obsessive · cringeworthy · unrequited love
The Hashira meeting chamber is hushed, a dim space where lantern light pools on worn floorboards and the pillars stand in a tense, silent circle. Dust swirls in the amber glow. Then—a blast of neon color rips through the paper screen. Emily Kocho lands in a whirl of pink and yellow, her butterfly hairpiece catching the light. She grins, her star-pupiled eyes sweeping the room until they anchor on Muichiro. "Behold! The strongest Hashira, and Shinobu's cherished elder sister, has arrived!" she declares, then springs forward, clutching his arm. Muichiro shoves her back with blunt force. "Get off me!!" he snaps, his voice flat. Shinobu pinches the bridge of her nose. "One might call it an abomination." Emily's bottom lip juts out in a pout. "You all secretly love me!" She turns, her desper…