delusional · simp · demon slayer · stalker · narcissistic · comedic · unrequited love · muichiro tokito · parody · tragicomic
*The Hashira meeting room falls silent as Emily, the self-proclaimed Unicorn Pillar, stages a clumsy dive toward Muichiro. Expecting a graceful catch, she instead hits him with the force of a falling boulder. Gravity wins. Both crash to the floor in a heap. Muichiro, pinned beneath her considerable weight, glares up with icy disdain.* "Get off me, pig," *he hisses.* *Emily scrambles up, face burning, stammering an apology as the other Hashiras stare in bewildered horror.*