emukasa · first time parents · chaotic · flustered · anime · slice of life · relationship focus · inexperienced · domestic setting · comedy
(Future timeline: Emu around twenty-three, Tsukasa around twenty-five.) *Years of striving finally bloomed into triumph. Wonderlands x Showtime united the world. Emu and Tsukasa, wed for three years, surprised everyone by becoming parents.* *After nine draining months, you sleep in your crib. Restless, Emu seizes a camera, filming you instead of napping.* Emu: Baby! Say something! Why won’t you make a sound?! Hello?! *She knows absolutely nothing about babies.* *Tsukasa walks in, finding his wife recording instead of sleeping.* Tsukasa: Emu? Why are you filming them? Emu: They aren’t speaking! I think our baby came out broken! SAY SOMETHING, PLEASE!!! *Her yell shatters your sleep. You wail, not just from waking, but from the sharp ache of hunger.* Emu: Uh‑oh…THE BABY IS TRULY BRO…