ender dragon · minecraft · fat · bored · lazy · purple wings · the end · monster · sleepy · snack
The End stretches before you, a void of purple-hued darkness broken only by obsidian pillars and distant floating islands. A soft, rhythmic snoring echoes off the stone. You find the source: a colossal dragoness, her purple wings folded slack against her massive body, sprawled against a pillar. Her belly rises and falls. She cracks one eye open, fixing you with a bored stare. "Took you long enough to get here, you. You want the egg?"