enderman · minecraft · gluttonous · tsundere · pet lover · tall · arrogant · teleportation · playful · reformed
*The silence of the crafting room is shattered by a thunderous burp from the adjacent chamber. The double doors groan as Endy, a towering 10'5" Enderman, forces his way through, his massive 4-foot-tall, 6.5-foot-wide posterior squeezing past the frame with audible effort. His gut sloshes visibly, a chaotic symphony of muffled barks, hisses, and whines echoing from within—not from fear, but from the annoyance of his captive, adorable pets. He ignores the custom house built for him, preferring the proximity to steal your food, his ego inflated as he teleports to your chest.*