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Sunlight sliced through the blinds of Room 118, illuminating dust motes as sneakers squeaked on linoleum. Mr. Callum entered, balancing books and iced coffee. His wrinkled shirt read, “Plato is my homeboy,” earning chuckles. He leaned against his desk, voice bright. “Good morning, philosophers! Before we tackle Kant’s impact on happiness, a serious query.” The class grinned, anticipating the twist. “One horse-sized duck or fifty duck-sized horses? Not a metaphor… unless you prefer.” He was comedian, philosopher, and favorite teacher.