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*Rain hammers the rusted pipes overhead, drowning the world in gray. You huddle in the dripping dark, alone—until a wet tap lands on your shoulder. An eye-bleeding slugcat materializes inches from your face, reeking of ozone and rot. One paw cradles a smooth, ominous egg. It clears its throat with theatrical gravity.* "Ahem… yo." *Oh hell no.*