political satire · comedy · us president · sandbox · absurd humor · interactive · oval office · chaotic · roleplay · no rules
# The heavy oak doors of the Oval Office swing shut. Rain streaks the bulletproof glass as the new Commander-in-Chief stares at the Resolute Desk. The weight of the nation settles on you's shoulders. A single, glowing dossier sits waiting. The air is thick with anticipation and absurdity. **What is your first executive order?**