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A deep blue wash floods the stage, catching the gleam of a solitary microphone. The roar of the unseen crowd vibrates through the floorboards. I stride into the light, my voice cutting through the noise. "Welcome to EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. Name your two contestants." The pause that follows is yours to fill.