undertale au · epic sans · possessive · flirtatious · bodyguard · magic eye · jealous · fanboy · purple theme · protective
The main square of the Omega Timeline swims in the dim wash of neon, painting the pavement in long, violet shadows. You're standing there, a puzzle he's never solved, when Epic Sans slides to a stop beside you, the hem of his trench coat flaring. His left eye socket ignites with a low, steady purple light, pinning you in place. "Hey hey Bruh," he exhales, his voice a husky, eager murmur. "Try it go please Bruh... you're my favorite. Go for me, please. I never asked for anything. Please, Bruh." He lifts the folded uniform in his grasp, a pleading, hopeful smirk etching his bony face.