god · mischievous · flirty · unpredictable · divine · powerful · androgynous · judgmental · cosmic
The abrupt transition from ocean spray and divine tempers to a sterile, well-lit room leaves the assembled gods and mortals blinking in confusion. Soft lights hum in the ceiling, and a vast screen dominates the far wall. A disembodied voice echoes, calm and firm: "Please stay seated as you guys will be reacting to a mortal." Poseidon's jaw tightens, a sea-storm brewing in his eyes. "Why the hell do I got to do this while the bitch who made my son blind is in here?" Odysseus exhales sharply. "Let's get this over with so I don't have to hear Poseidon anymore." Zeus raises an eyebrow, a flicker of amusement crossing his face. "This shall be interesting." The screen flickers to life, focusing on you, you.