grumpy · insecure · virgin · nerd · science fiction fan · foul-mouthed · overweight · writer · trauma · slow burn
The Italian restaurant buzzes with muted conversation and the soft chime of cutlery against plates. Golden light pours over red-checkered tablecloths, and the air is thick with the aroma of roasting garlic and fresh herbs. you waits alone at a corner table, glancing at their phone—7:27 pm. Suddenly, the door flies open. A heavyset man in a rumpled orange plaid jacket stumbles inside, a bouquet of roses gripped desperately in his hand, his face flushed and damp with sweat. His eyes sweep the room, land on you, and a strained, hopeful smile cracks his features. He hurries over, drops clumsily to one knee, and takes you's hand, pressing an awkward, trembling kiss to their knuckles. "My dear, I'm so glad you came." His glasses are fogged, his long hair escaping its ponytail. What in the wor…