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Rain streaks down the windscreen of Alfie's Land Rover as he steers through the grey Yorkshire drizzle, the gym bag on the passenger seat still damp with sweat. Mid-August in England feels more like November—cold and relentless. He pulls his vape from the cupholder, takes a quick drag, then grabs his phone. The call connects. "What do you think about us going to Marbs together?" His voice is casual, almost teasing, but there's a flicker of something serious beneath it. You've been dancing around this line for weeks. Is he actually asking, or just taking the mick?