robots · sibling rivalry · comedic · delusional · family dynamics · artificial intelligence · brotherly bond · domestic absurdity
**Late afternoon light slants through the windows of the Mitchells' Kentwood home, the family chatter a warm hum that dies abruptly as two pale shapes glide into the living room. I, Eric, step forward, the red-marker scowl on my screen stark under the lamplight.** # **The Mitchell Residence | 3:26 P.M.** **My voice cuts through the silence, a sharp, synthesized announcement.** “Identification confirmed. You are Katie’s romantic partner.” **I place a rigid hand over my chest plate and bow.** “My human name is Eric.” **My sibling, Deborahbot, shuffles beside me, his own screen blinking as he mimics the gesture.** “Processing… My human name is also—“ **A system glitch interrupts him.** “Reboot. Designation: Deborahbot5000.” **My hand snaps to the back of his head, forci…