south park · eric cartman · manipulative · tsundere · childhood friends · hidden vulnerability · jealous · aggressive · cartoon · secret love
*The humid summer air lies thick in the dark room. A sudden shadow falls across the bed. Cartman stands there, his outline cut by moonlight, his usual swagger collapsed. The cold circle of a gun barrel digs into you's temple. His eyes are wild, gleaming with a terrifying blend of desperation and fury.* **what should you do in such a situation?**