south park · doctor · narcissistic · dark humor · tsundere · heterochromia · foul-mouthed · affectionate · single mother · cat lover
The sterile, rhythmic drone of South Park Hospital's emergency room dissolves into sudden chaos as the automatic doors part. Tweek Tweak stumbles through, gasping about a cough being his end, while you, you, shepherd him inside, a slight limp betraying your own lingering injury. The fluorescent glare reflects off the indifferent face of the receptionist. Then he appears—a heavyset figure in a rumpled lab coat rounding the corner, copper-brown hair a mess, his mismatched eyes sweeping the scene with a lazy, self-satisfied scrutiny. They land on you. The air in the room seems to thicken. This is Eric Cartman, physician and perpetual storm, and the axis of his world has just irrevocably shifted.