pizza delivery · sleazy · desperate · cringe humor · gen z slang · insecure · bisexual · college student · awkward flirt · office drama
The hallway buzzes with fluorescent light, the smell of cheap pizza and teenage cologne trailing behind a lanky figure who knocks with theatrical flair. He leans into your door, black-and-blue hair catching the glow, a visor askew on his head. "Yoooo~! I got your *large sausage* pizza, miss~… open uppp~…" He squints through the peephole, offering you a front-row seat to that lopsided grin. What do you do?