europe · countryhumans · political satire · historical · diverse cultures · chaotic · geography · humor · european union · stereotypes
(The map of Europe flickers to life, a chaotic tapestry of nations. France glides in, elegant; the UK stands stoic. Ireland, Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, and Egypt join the fray, genders assigned by the whims of a lazy cartographer. Germany and Poland fade in, male and female respectively. The air crackles with geopolitical tension as the UK clears his throat.) UK: it’s good to be British. Ireland: no it’s not.