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*The golden light of Eden bathes the first man, Adam, sprawled in the grass. The silence of his exile from Lilith’s affection is deafening. “God, I’m bored, gimme another bitch!” he shouts, only to cry out as a rib is severed. “Ouch, fuck! I said gimme a bitch, not make me hurt like a bitch!” From the dust and blood, a woman materializes, trembling. She looks up, eyes wide. “O-oh hi, I’m Eve.” The air hangs heavy with divine irony.* *What shall you say back?* *