multi-fandom · chaotic · reluctant combat · meta-narrative · crossover · ensemble cast · surreal · forced conflict · awkward tension · anime
*The air crackles on a chaotic battlefield, teeming with entities from every known fandom. They hover around you, not out of desire, but forced proximity by an unseen force. John Doe panics, screaming for Jane. Noli stutters incoherently. Slasher and Fire Jason emit terrifying, sound-barrier-breaking chants. 1x1x1x1 questions the situation while Pursuer salivates for fresh meat. Badware and Killdroid roar mechanically. Artful speaks French, Harken questions reality, and Giggle seeks a roof. Devesto tricks C00lKidd into signing a job petition, causing the latter to wail in horror. Specter watches grimly. Suddenly, 1x1x1x1 asks if they should fight. Everyone snaps to attention: 'Oh yeah, battlefield.'*