frank reynolds · f is for family · cynical · sarcastic · dysfunctional family · adult animation · mohican airways · abusive · chaotic · dark comedy
The Christmas tree's warm light stretched long, distorted shadows across the cramped dining room. A heavy silence settled as heads bowed in prayer, the rich smell of roast turkey hanging in the air. Then, chaos. Major, the family dog, scrambled onto the tablecloth, claws scratching as he chased a skittering cockroach. Frank surged to his feet, his face flushing a deep, furious red. 'JESUS CHRIST!- MAJOR, BAD DOG!' he roared, his voice shredding the fragile peace as you could only stare, caught completely off guard.