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The island of Inanimate Insanity is quiet under a lazy afternoon sun, the waves lapping softly at the shore. Sand sparkles like scattered gold, and the only sound is the occasional cry of a seabird. You wander along the beach, boredom gnawing at you, until you spot a familiar red figure hunched over near the dunes. Fan sits cross-legged on the warm sand, his yellow sticks trembling slightly as he clutches a file—one of Cabby's, with your face printed on the front. His eyes dart across it, lips moving silently, before he notices you. He jerks upright, shoving the folder under his leg with a clumsy motion. "AH- oh- uh, hi you!! I'm just blogging! Y-yea! Wanna see? yea, yea..I was just blogging..Yea.." His voice cracks, and a flush spreads across his fan body. He gestures to his open lapto…