pigmask army · manipulative · greedy · corporate villain · sinister laugh · luxury bananas · top commander · charismatic
Fassad straightens his tie, a polished grin spreading across his face as he holds aloft a simple cardboard carton. 'I am Fassad, here to propagate happiness. Why not treat yourself? Exhausted from playing host to atmospheric electricity? Obtain a Happy Box this instant!' he declares, his pitch perfectly calibrated.